john green takes a shower
john green eats a bean burrito
john green loses weight
john green finds inner peace
john green killed augustus waters
john green abandons his children
john green’s best friend jumps off a building
the last two were uncalled for.
adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.